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Today's Movie Watch Party Canceled Due to Weather

Hi folks, The big winter storm that's making all of us in the southeast and mid-Atlantic very nervous has begun! We're already getting sleet well ahead of what the forecasts predicted and we've been told to expect prolonged power losses, so I'm

Comedy, Theatre, & Fiction, Oh My! Covid Conscious Entertainment Abounds in January & February

Greetings, friends! It's cold outside and viruses are square-dancing their way through the population at an alarming rate. If you're like me, your living room sofa has never been more inviting on a Saturday afternoon, so here's a roundup of virtual events happening over

Snowman wearing a white KN95

Zooming Through the Holidays CC-Style

Microphone on stand in venue set up for karaoke

Parodoke - O Holy Shit

Cartoon image of a laptop with 16 diverse cartoon character participants onscreen in a videoconference meeting

This Holiday Season, Community is a Click Away

Meme with pic of children sitting in a classroom in 1970s Halloween costumes swith caption 'old school costumes had it looking like a classroom full of serial killers ready to go on a purge.'

Halloween Magic: How an Ancient Tradition Reminds Us That Yes, People Will Mask to Feel Safe

Beat up vintage blue Oldsmobile with California plates

Lemons - A Poem

Photo of white woman’s hands with red painted fingernails covering her face in shame

Fool Me Once, Shame On You: Why Ignorance of Covid is a Dogshit Excuse

Photo of a golden figurine of a dog mounted on a wooden plaque on a white wicker shelf with framed pictures behind it.

A Little Gold Dog, A Not-So-Little Legacy

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Microphone on stand in venue set up for karaoke

Parodoke - Safety Mask

Young couple walking in winter clothing on a wooded trail with a black and white dog between them

My Dog Hates Me: A Tribute to the Pets of the Pandemic

Pretty young blonde woman staring in a mirror with an ornate golden frame

The World Loves Pretty Things

Muscular supehero with blank white body, red cape, and black respiratory holds up a fist victoriously with a cityscape in the background.

You're the Hero of This Story - You Just Don't Know It Yet

Microphone on stand in venue set up for karaoke

Parodoke - I Just Don't Like People Anymore

Microphone on stand in venue set up for karaoke

Parodoke - A Few of the Things that are Woke

Closeup pic of fish in green water captured on Fish Doorbell livestream

Something Fishy This Way Comes

Photo of suspension bridge at sunset

The Mothman Prophecies: A Movie Recap/Review with Unexpected Insights for the Covid-Conscious

Picture of axe on tree trunk that has been partly chopped down

For the Covid-Conscious, Our Fundamental Weakness Isn’t Empathy. It’s Enabling.

Stain glass art of masked Jesus receiving baptism

Jesus Would Mask - A Poem

Group of brown hens walking around in an enclosure

Dear Friend Who is Worried About H5N1...

The phrase LOL In white letters against a red cloud-shaped background

Laughing When Things Aren't Funny

Two hands held togerther in the shape of a heart with a sunset in the background

So Many Things To Love

Some scrappy ass kids standing around in the 70s waiting for the Internet to be invented

A Tribute to Generation X: How the Lawrence Welk Show and Other Childhood Traumas Prepared Us for Living Through a Pandemic

Scrooge and masked Bob

A Covid Christmas Carol