The Guiness Pig Diaries (Page 2)

The Guiness Pig Diaries

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Two hands held togerther in the shape of a heart with a sunset in the background

So Many Things To Love

Some scrappy ass kids standing around in the 70s waiting for the Internet to be invented

A Tribute to Generation X: How the Lawrence Welk Show and Other Childhood Traumas Prepared Us for Living Through a Pandemic

Scrooge and masked Bob

A Covid Christmas Carol

Black, white, and tan guinea pig with a broken heart above its head

Making Room For Loved Ones When You Don't See Eye to Eye

Back to Normal: A Poem

Meet the GERT Family

Photo of painted lady butterfly on a honeysuckle bush

When Butterflies Fall by the Wayside

Brown and white guinea pig wearing a black face covering in a grocery store cart in front of the dairy counter

#MaskholeClapbacks Volume 5

Closeup of microphone with red and blue lights in the background

When Comedy Speaks Truth About Covid

It Pays to Mask

Mask Up Poem

Brown and white guinea pig wearing a black face covering in a grocery store cart in front of the dairy counter

#MaskholeClapbacks Volume 4

A Holiday for the Covid-Conscious

A Holiday for the Covid-Conscious

A Bag of Dicks Won't End a Pandemic

Brown and white guinea pig wearing a black face covering in a grocery store cart in front of the dairy counter

#MaskholeClapbacks Volume 3

A Special LOL for Premium Members

Tri-color Guinea Pig in bed with covers pulled up to its face and a pink sleeping cap on

There's Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself - and the Shit Monster

Four white sheep clustered together feeding in a pasture while one black sheep stands at a distance from them

Black Sheep, Your Time is Coming to Shine

Brown and white guinea pig stands in front of pile of well-worn power tools

We Had the Tools

Brown and white guinea pig wearing a black face covering in a grocery store cart in front of the dairy counter

#MaskholeClapbacks Volume 2

Three pigs wearing N95 masks surrounded by giant green viruses

How the Three Little Pigs Almost Learned to Live with the Big Bad Wolf

Brown and white guinea pig wearing a black face covering in a grocery store cart in front of the dairy counter

#MaskholeClapbacks Volume 1

A Letter from Guiness Pig