The Guiness Pig Diaries (Page 2)

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Tri-color Guinea Pig in bed with covers pulled up to its face and a pink sleeping cap on

There's Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself - and the Shit Monster

NO CAVITIES CLUB read the sticker from my dentist. It featured a smiling, thumbs-upping cartoon tooth that was brushing itself with a giant toothbrush. My 7-year old self peeled it away from the wax paper strip and placed it proudly on my shirt. Hell yeah, I was ready to walk

Black Sheep, Your Time is Coming to Shine

Black Sheep, Your Time is Coming to Shine

You’re not alone. I feel it too. Everything – and I mean everything – just feels heavier right now. We’re trudging into our 5th year of the Covid-19 pandemic. We’ve lost access to almost every bit of the data we've depended upon to inform our decisions. We&

We Had the Tools

We Had the Tools

We have the tools. Every time I hear this phrase uttered, there’s a mental image I just can’t shake. I see a bunch of tools - literal tools - piled against a wall. Hammers, pliers, saws, power drills, sandblasters, and the like. This visual comes from a real-life

#MaskholeClapbacks Volume 2

These humorous comebacks are for entertainment purposes only. Seriously, please don't engage with anyone who might put your safety at risk. *** Stranger: Why you wearing a mask, don’t you know about herd immunity Me: Oh yes, I heard immunity from past infection & vaccines wanes within months

How the Three Little Pigs Almost Learned to Live with the Big Bad Wolf

How the Three Little Pigs Almost Learned to Live with the Big Bad Wolf

It's story time for all you grownup boys and girls! Gather 'round for the most fucked up fairy tale ever. This story makes zero sense. That's the whole point. How the Three Little Pigs Almost Learned to Live with the Big Bad Wolf Once upon

#MaskholeClapbacks Volume 1

These humorous comebacks are for entertainment purposes only. Seriously, please don't engage with anyone who might put your safety at risk. *** Stranger: Why you wearing a mask Me: Because it’s easier than walking around with a bucket under my chin Stranger: What Me: I have a condition

A Letter from Guiness Pig

A Letter from Guiness Pig

Dear reader, Two months ago, I took a trip back to my hometown for a day at the beach and a picnic with a small group of family members. Had that been the extent of it, I would not be writing this letter to you now. But a day at