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29 Sep 2025 • 2 min read

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Microphone on stand in venue set up for karaoke

Parodoke - Safety Mask

Here's your latest parodoke (parody + karaoke) song, to the tune of "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. Just play the karaoke track at the bottom of the page, substitute the lyrics below, and boom, you're doing parodoke! Safety Mask We can mask if we
20 Aug 2025 2 min read
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My Dog Hates Me: A Tribute to the Pets of the Pandemic

“There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein I have an old dog. A really old dog.   The average canine lifespan is 10-13 years according to PetMD. Considering how dogs
06 Aug 2025 18 min read
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The World Loves Pretty Things

The world loves pretty things, my dear The world loves pretty things It matters not, the costs we pay, The impacts that they bring   A lovely brunch must be indoors For if you dined outside You might sweat off your makeup, You might have to shoo a fly   It wouldn’
31 Jul 2025 1 min read
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