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07 Nov 2023 • 2 min read

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Lemons - A Poem

My dad owned a lemon It wouldn’t go far It was old, it was rusty A piece of shit car He’d worked hard to buy it He drove it with pride As a kid it was always My favorite ride And when other lemons Were in his line

22 Oct 2025 1 min read

Fool Me Once, Shame On You: Why Ignorance of Covid is a Dogshit Excuse

Hi friends, Before we dive into this post, I also wanted to share this link to Wayside Episode 18 - Dive, just published today. I've heard from a few of you that emails with the full text of each episode were landing in junk and spam folders, so

20 Oct 2025 18 min read

Movie Watch Party Link 10/18

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