Parodoke

One thing I miss from my standup comedy days are parodoke shows - showcases in which comics would write parody lyrics to popular songs and sing them karaoke-style. Although Long Covid and a stark lack of safety measures in venues have taken me out of the scene for now, I can at least share my latest works of paradoke with you and hope they'll bring you a laugh or two.
Pick a song, play the karaoke track at the bottom of the page, substitute the lyrics, and boom, you're doing parodoke!
Songs:
Safety Mask (to the tune of 'Safety Dance')
I Just Don't Like People Anymore (to the tune of 'I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore')
A Few of the Things That are Woke (to the tune of 'A Few of My Favorite Things')