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18 Oct 2025 • 1 min read

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A Little Gold Dog, A Not-So-Little Legacy

There’s a little figurine of a dog I keep on a shelf in my home. It’s painted gold, mounted on a weighted piece of wood, and has an embedded metal hook. I assume it’s to hold a leash, since it came with one, along with a harness,

07 Oct 2025 11 min read

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Greetings, friends! I'm writing to say welcome to new subscribers and to give a shout-out to all of you who’ve been with me up until this point! A few quick notes about who I am and what I’ve been up to: I’m Mo, a writer

29 Sep 2025 2 min read

Parodoke - Safety Mask

Here's your latest parodoke (parody + karaoke) song, to the tune of "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. Just play the karaoke track at the bottom of the page, substitute the lyrics below, and boom, you're doing parodoke! Safety Mask We can mask if we

20 Aug 2025 2 min read

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