Maskhole Clapbacks

So what's a Covid-Conscious person to do when approached by a stranger in public, demanding to know why they're masking? I don't have a good answer for the real world, but I've used the question as inspiration for writing jokes about funny or witty things one might say if faced with this situation in a comedy sketch.

Here are the first 5 volumes of #MaskholeClapbacks jokes. Many are groaners, some are worthy of a chuckle, and a rare few were funny enough to go viral.

These humorous comebacks are for entertainment purposes only.  Seriously, please don't engage with anyone who might put your safety at risk.

#MaskholeClapbacksVolume5

#MaskholeClapbacksVolume4

#MaskholeClapbacksVolume3

#MaskholeClapbacksVolume2

#MaskholeClapbacksVolume1

Screenshot from Urban Dictionary of the word maskhole, defined as someone who refuses to wear a mask during a global pandemic, endangering the lives of everybody else.
Screenshot from Urban Dictionary